{"id":5798,"date":"2013-12-18T12:23:25","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T12:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/\/?p=5798"},"modified":"2023-04-09T15:53:20","modified_gmt":"2023-04-09T14:53:20","slug":"lost-art-christmas-stocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/lost-art-christmas-stocking\/","title":{"rendered":"The lost art of the Christmas stocking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/christmas-stocking-filler-ideas.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5800 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/christmas-stocking-filler-ideas-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"christmas stocking filler ideas\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5800 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/christmas-stocking-filler-ideas-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"christmas stocking filler ideas\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/christmas-stocking-filler-ideas-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.pennygolightly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/christmas-stocking-filler-ideas.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a>Earlier this week I saw a \u00a3140 bottle of perfume being described as a &#8216;stocking filler&#8217;, and found it a bit shocking. You need a few gifts to fill up a Christmas stocking, and it isn&#8217;t even the main event, so I suppose they were marketing to the very few people who can still afford to spend thousands on gifts&#8230; Anyway, it&#8217;s time to reframe the Christmas stocking filler for the vast majority of us &#8211; it&#8217;s meant to be 1) cheap and 2) cheerful.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Back in the day &#8211; not that long ago in real terms &#8211; a Christmas stocking was all our grandparents (or older parents) were likely to get. It was a relatively affordable treat that was looked forward to. Most of them contained some imported fruit for a touch of luxury (orange, clementine, banana), a shiny penny or other coin in the toe, and if you were lucky perhaps a small toy or two, often handmade by a parent.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward a few years, and kids were getting whole pillowcases full of gifts, often much more expensive and not really stocking fillers at all. And now we&#8217;re supposed to be throwing in high end fragrances, designer jewellery and the like? To hell with it, back to the cheap and cheerful! For those with small children, there&#8217;s also the added advantage of it keeping the kids occupied for an hour or two on Christmas morning, allowing parents just a bit more precious sleep.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Size matters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with containment. A big sock or a felt stocking-shaped bag is just the right size. Even if it&#8217;s for an adult, put the contents together from a child&#8217;s eye point of view.\u00a0It should be a little mysterious, with lumps and bumps sticking out here and there, and some brightly coloured wrapping paper to crackle and catch the eye. The one exception I do make is that when I include something like a satsuma I don&#8217;t bother to wrap those up &#8211; they aren&#8217;t a luxury fruit any more so it&#8217;s less fun to get through the paper and find one. I also don&#8217;t put a penny in the toe, more like a small handful of foil-wrapped chocolate coins.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fine to have a few useful gifts in there: a shower sponge, some socks, a bobble hat, and so on. But remember the fun and the silly things too: nibbles, toys, smellies etc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nibbles<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A piece of festive fruit is still a good idea &#8211; oranges and clementines smell lovely, and it&#8217;s something to snack on before breakfast and balance out the richer stuff.<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate &#8211; you have to have chocolate. A small, nice bar of something, a mini box of truffles or a few Ferrero Rochers for the grown-ups. For kids of all ages: chocolate oranges, Cadbury shapes, choccy animals, footballs and coins, and so on. Local pound shops are the place to go.<\/li>\n<li>Other sweets &#8211; candy canes, Haribo, popping candy, sugar mice, marzipan, toffees, fudge etc. Any large newsagent is fine&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Drink &#8211; fizzy or still, juice or sugary. Small miniature of booze for the adults, or tea or coffee.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Toys<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pocket money toys (plastic animals, mini kite, magic tricks, building blocks etc) &#8211; any local toy shop, or Hawkin&#8217;s Bazaar online.<\/li>\n<li>Art materials (colouring book, pens, stickers, paints, craft kits) &#8211; pound shops and stationers<\/li>\n<li>Gadgets (torch, puzzle, phone accessory)<\/li>\n<li>Small book, comic etc<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Smellies<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Silly soap, nicer than average shower gel etc. Try TKMaxx, or Waitrose&#8217;s cinnamon buns wash gel (2 for \u00a32).<\/li>\n<li>Low priced perfume or aftershave, or body spray. 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